[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[WATER DRIPPING, ECHOING]
Do you think it's right for Marceline
to invite us to jam without Princess and Beemo?
It's just a jam sesh.
Is that what you're gonna jam with?
Yeah, man. Balloon music is the future.
Listen.
[BALLOON SQUEAKING]
[RAPPING] ♪ Shake your extremities ♪
♪ All your arms and knees ♪
♪ I want 'em shakin', baby, please ♪
♪ Baby, shake your eyes for me ♪
♪ Shake your eyes for me ♪
♪ Shake your eyes for free ♪
♪ Now make some bills, make duck bills ♪
♪ Make 'em ill, quack me up ♪
- [QUACKS] - ♪ With some yolks ♪
♪ I like girls who know the ropes ♪
♪ I like girls who can cope ♪
♪ with the futuristic sound ♪
♪ of balloon music ♪
Pretty good.
I don't think you've mastered it yet.
Well, duh. I just started.
Oh, dude. Here's a note.
What's it say?
"Hey, guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back.
Blee bloo blop.
Don't go in my house."
- That's it? - Yeah.
Just "don't go in my house" in all caps --
written in blood.
Hmm.
[BALLOON SQUEAKING]
What are you doing?
Eliminating desire from my heart.
It helps pass the time.
Come on. I can't do that.
Let's play cloud hunt 'til she gets here.
No, man, I got a mental block with cloud hunt.
Yeah, that's what makes it awesome --
'cause I know I'll win.
Oh, what?! Bring it on, brother!
Now, explain the rules, 'cause I forget.
Okay. I count to 10 and you go hide somewhere.
Then I got to try to find you.
You can hide...
you can hide anywhere in here.
Anywhere in here.
But Marcy's house is off-limits,
because she said so, okay? - Got it.
Okay, I'm gonna start counting.
Ready?
Yes.
Go!
One...
two...
three...
four...
five...
four...
Over the mountain the ominous cloud,
coming to cover the land in a shroud.
Hide in a bushel, a basement, a cave,
but when cloud comes a-huntin',
no one's a-save!
No -- safe.
Cloud hunt...
gotcha!
Huh.
Hmm.
Aha!
[WATER SPLASHING]
Jake! Get out of there!
Marceline's gonna kill you!
Jake! I know this isn't a mirror!
What the --
You're doing it wrong, even!
Get out! Get out!
[CAT DOOR OPENS]
Dude, get out of there! She's gonna kill us!
She could be home any minute! Did you read the note?!
I mean, you read the note! You told it to me!
[RUSTLING]
[GASPS]
[SWITCH CLICKS]
[SNIFFS]
Smells like sourdough in here.
She's gonna kill us!
Once she finds out, she's gonna tie us up
and eat us like a spider!
You don't think I know that?
Hurmmmmm.
We'll wait for the right moment and sneak out,
right under her big, fat caboose.
Okay, man. I can do this.
[GRUNTING]
Shh! Here she comes!
- Here she comes! - Shh! Shhh!
[SNIFFS]
[SWITCH CLICKS]
[SNIFFS]
Huh.
[DOOR CLOSES, TOILET LID CLUNKS]
[ZIPPER OPENS]
[LIQUID SPLASHING]
Let's get outta here!
[DOOR CREAKS]
[SPLASHING STOPS, RESUMES]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[SPLASHING STOPS] MARCELINE: Hello?
[TOILET FLUSHES]
She didn't wash hands!
Is someone here?
[SNIFFS]
[SNIFFING]
That's what stinks!
Where are those dweebs?
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
[RINGING]
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
[ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS]
- FINN: This is Jake! - JAKE: And this is Finn!
[BOTH LAUGH]
BOTH: We're not home right now, so...
[BOTH LAUGH]
...leave a message!
[MUFFLED LAUGHTER]
Shh.
BOTH: ...leave a message! [BEEP]
Uh... y-yeah.
Hey, you guys. Are you still coming over?
It's jam time, so, like, call me, 'Kay??
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
[SHORTS]
[SNAPS FINGERS]
[SPLAT]
[RUSTLING]
[RUSTLING, PAPER CRINKLES]
Whatcha doin'?
Turn around.
When she gets this, she'll leave and we can escape.
Brilliant! But how's it gonna work?
I'll fly the paper as an airplane
down the bedroom ladder.
It'll triple-barrel-roll past the kitchen,
open the fridge and cook some eggs,
then eat the eggs and unfold itself
as it lays on the carpet in front of Marceline's door.
Yeah, yeah! Awesome! Yeah!
[SIZZLING]
[PAN CLATTERS]
No! Nu-- nuts!
[SIGHS]
Well, if they're not gonna show up,
then I'll just work on my own stuff, I guess.
[BASS PLAYS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Take one for new concept album
based on 500 years of my journal entries.
So here's some preliminary notes.
I...
I want to make this the most emotional album ever --
so private and secret that I'll never let anyone hear.
This is so wrong.
No one can ever hear it! Ever!
[DRUMBEAT PLAYS]
Take one.
♪ Hello, journal, it's me ♪
♪ It's been a while since we talked
about my life and stuff ♪
♪ Let's start with my feelings about my friends ♪
I' Oh, Wait I'
♪ I don't have friends ♪
We've crossed the line!
I'm getting out of here, man!
Yeah! Do it!
MARCELINE: ♪ Because they don't know what it's like ♪
♪ to live forever ♪
♪ and forget who you even are
and what you think about anything ♪
♪ How can anyone relate to me
when they cannot see what I... ♪
[HISSES]
♪ My vampire eyes see only blood-red skies ♪
♪ Blood-red skies make tears inside that I always hide ♪
♪ So ♪
♪ I walk alone ♪
Pin?
♪ my ♪
♪ mental home ♪ - Wha-- What's it doing?
♪ I can't let on ♪
[BOTH GASP]
[CRASH]
Shh! Shh-shh-shh-shh!
Oh, What?! What happened?!
Ugh!
[HISSES]
Where are you?!
Oh, there you are.
My broom.
[SIGHS]
Ugh. Stupid thing.
Get...
No! Stupid!
Argh!
Ugggh!
Euggggh!
[FAUCET SQUEAKS, WATER SPLASHES]
- Is it safe? - I don't know, man.
Go scope the scene.
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
[MUSIC DISTORTS]
What happened, man?
I'm not going back out there.
Well... what do you mean?
What happened?
Bro?
[HAIR DRYER WHIRRING]
[WHIRRING STOPS]
[YAWNS]
[SWITCH CLICKS]
[SNORING]
Hmmmmm...
[SNORING CONTINUES]
MARCELINE: Hmm.
[CHOMPS]
- Is she awake? - Why are you talking?!
I'm wondering if she's awake.
Well, if she's awake, she can definitely hear you talking!
I'm whispering!
Well, now we're both quietly screaming!
MARCELINE: I can hear both of you.
Disguise yourself, fool!
[SWITCH CLICKS]
What are you bozos doing in my lair?
Dude, I think she sees us.
What the... Dude!
You shape-changed to look like me?!
- Yeah. - MARCELINE: Hey!
Exsssplain yourselves.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
We were playing hide-and-seek in your closet,
and you came home,
so we hid in there all day.
We saw... everything.
And, oh, glob!
I mean, whatever you do to us,
I just want to say we're sorry!
So sorry!
Okay. Apology accepted.
What?!
I hide in your house all the time.
Anyways, no hard feelings, guys.
See you soon.
[SNIFFS]
[HOOTING IN DISTANCE]
Marceline?
Jake?!
[SHOWER WATER RUNNING]
Jake!
Hm'?
Hey, man, did --
[BOTH SCREAM]
[HOOTS]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
[BOTH GRUNTING, PANTING]
It's slipping, dude.
[BOTH GROANING]
Phew.
"Rainicornicopia --
An Unabridged History of the Rainicorns."
[YAWNS] Whatever, man.
I barely made it through the title.
Listen, man, one day,
I'm probably gonna have half-rainbow pupsters.
I got to be able to share my babies' culture.
[MUTTERING]
[THUMP! THUMP!]
Huh.
[THUMP!] Oh.
Hey, this table is wobbly.
We gotta take it to the Lost Tinker Goblin of Fog Mountain
to fix it.
Dude, I would love to go
on some crazy made-up adventure with you,
but I really gotta read this.
So from here on out, I'm just gonna ignore you.
[MUTTERING]
I don't make up adventures!
Jake, you know that!
Jake! I don't make up adventures!
[CREAK! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!]
Mm.
Books... books...
kitties... zitties...
witties...
mitties... knitties...
fitties... hitties...
jitties...
pitties...
cities...
oh, no!
Damaged books! Who did this?!
Shh-ush!
Sorry.
I will avenge the slightly soiled books.
Gotta tell Jake.
[RATTLE!]
Hello?
Is someone back here?
Are you stuck?
Shh-ush-oom.
Hello?
Whoa!
Oh!
Hey, there's pages coming out of these books!
Shhhhhh!
Who are you dudes?
ALL: We are the Pagelings!
I am Paper Pete, the leader of the Pagelings,
but you can call me P.P.
I'll call you Pete.
Okay.
Why are you dudes in the library?
We are the secret guardians of the books in the library.
You know those blank pieces of paper
in the beginning of old books?
- Yeah. - That's us!
We revealed ourselves to you, noble giant,
because you felt our plight
when you saw the damaged books.
And now is our darkest hour,
for the Moldos have been growing more bold
with every attack.
Look at the damage done yesterday
at "The Battle of Teddy Bear Joke Book."
Wow. Yeah.
They're massing for a full-scale assault
on every book in the library.
Gosh! Even the "Rainicornicopia"?
Yes.
I better tell Jake.
Don't you dudes go anywhere.
ALL: Okay.
Hey, bro. I've got an adventure.
It's not made-up.
There are these -- these Pagelings.
They came out from -- from books, and they --
they folded into little animals.
Do you hear what I'm saying?!
Shh!
You think I'm making this up?
I'll prove it to you!
[GRUNTING]
Finn! Finn! You butt chicken!
[GRUNTING]
Jake, wait 'til you see 'em.
Whoa! [RUMBLE!]
- Oh, my goodness! - Oh, golly!
Ow!
[GRUNTING]
They were just here!
Pagelings?
Why didn't you dudes introduce yourselves to Jake?
We don't want to reveal ourselves to anyone else.
We are the secret guardians -- secret.
Um...
yeah, but Jake is a powerful giant, like me.
He can help you battle or -- or whatevs.
But first, you must win his favor.
Do you not want victory for your people?
ALL: Yes! We do want victory!
Come on. Follow me.
Jake, look.
He's up here reading a book.
Do something to get his attention.
Very well. We shall dance as flowers.
ALL: Hoopha!
Okay-
[PAGELINGS HUMMING]
Ooh! Ahh! Cha! Cha! Cha!
Jake! The Pagelings are dancing for you!
Just look up for a second!
Finn, all the little voices you're doing are cute,
but come on, man, just let me read.
By wearing the beast, we shall become like the beast!
You can feel them, can't you?
I can feel you pinching me.
Just look up for a second.
Loo-o-o-o-o-o-o-k!
[SIGHS]
Pagelings, I'm sorry,
but my giant friend is acting like a clump.
ALL: Okay.
We can't wait any longer.
We must go back to the bookshelf
to prepare for the Moldos' attack.
Yeah, go play make-believe somewhere else.
I'm not making believe!
[GASPS] We were gone too long!
[CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!]
Wield, my brethren! Wield!
[ALL MOANING MENACINGLY]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[YAWNS]
I blows]
Aaaaah!
[ALL GRUNTING]
[ALL GROANING WOOZILY]
You win this battle, but next time,
We will win it.
PAGELINGS: Yes! Leave!
Yes! We did it!
Veni, vidi, vici!
So, those little, squishy guys are the Moldos?
Aye.
This was but a reconnaissance squad
sent to test our mettle.
ALL: Mettle!
Uh-huh. They -- they seem tough.
Their bites sting like the dickens.
Hmm.
Their bites sting, eh?
I've got a plan, Pete.
Tell me your plan, giant.
Just trust me.
Trust me.
[SQUISH!]
You've discovered the Moldos' secret lair!
Eh, it wasn't very hard.
[ECHOING] Wippa Wippa waaaaa!
MOLDOS: The Pagelings have a battle beast!
Attack! [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, moldy blobs.
I've come here to help the Moldos defeat the Pagelings.
Traitor!
Hyah! Yah!
Calm down. This is part of my plan.
Oh! Ha ha!
Then I shall play along, wise giant.
How are we to trust you?
Well... here -- look! I brought y'all a prisoner.
It's their leader.
May you rot in tartarus!
May your skin boil and eyes burst into flames
forever in a pit!
[TINK!]
Traitor!
So, do you guys have, like, a leader or something?
[ALL MURMURING "MILDWIN"]
Mildwin!
I'm Mildwin, leader of the Moldos.
Oh. Uh... hmm.
[GRUNTS]
Nice to meet you, your highness.
I'm not a king.
I was democratically elected.
[LAUGHS] That's adorable.
Now, Finn! Yah! Hunh! Hyah!
MOLDOS: Protect the elected official!
[PANTING]
PETE: Well-played, oh, giant.
You have the cunning of Odysseus.
Pete, j-just stop winking.
Yo! Yah! Yah!
Hyoh! Hyoh! Yah!
Shh!
[PANTING]
Hup-hup!
Ignore... this!
[CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!]
Hmm?
This tastes delicious!
[CHOMP!]
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[GRUNTING]
What did you do to me?!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
- Uh... - Aaaaaaaah!
Uh... uhhh...
Come on, you guys. Knock it off.
[HISSES]
The Moldos got a taste for you now.
[WHIMPERING]
Gotta do something!
Where can I find ways to solve problems in a library?
Books?
Aah!
Books! Books! Books!
Ehhhhh!
[PANTING] Huh?
[CHOMP! CHOMP!]
What you nibbling me for?
This sweaty stuff tastes amazing!
A-mazing!
Hmm.
Tastier than battle beast fur.
Yes!
Hey, Mildwin.
- Mildwin! - What?
I bring a peace offering from the Pagelings.
Hmm?
[SNIFFS]
[MOLDOS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
Finn, what's happening?
Hang on, buddy.
Paper Pete?
Giant!
Have you wiped out the Moldo horde?
No, man.
The war's over.
Mildwin, you can keep my shirt
if you don't attack their library books.
Agreed, beast.
This filthy garb will feed my people for generations.
And in 40 years, you can have my shorts.
Sound good, Pete?
It will suffice.
Sound good, Jake?
[GRUNTING]
Yaaaaaaaaaah!
[SNAP!]
What -- what the hecks, man?!
What'd you do to me?!
Look, man! Moldos and Pagelings are real!
Wha-- who cares, man?! I'm outta here!
Did you finish your Rainicorn book?
Ugh. I was reading the same paragraph
over and over for like 11 minutes.
I guess I'm gonna give up on learning
everything about Rainicorn history.
Don't tell Lady.
Oh. What about, uh, relating to your mixed-species kids?
Eh, I'll just fake it.
Oh.
Well... hey, man, I think I see some...
um... sun people
in trouble on the sun over there.
- You making that up? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah! Let's do it!
FINN: Whoo! Whoo!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN: This party is so crazy!